australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
Are you shitting me
you and me both
[crashes through your door] LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR
[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY
if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong
….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..
Someday … maybe
I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.
These seriously make me so fucking happppppy
Oh my heart
this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck
How long were the writers waiting to use that line?
Long enough to shatter all of our hearts at once.
A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement
(Note: This isn’t me)
See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).
This is how you do big gestures.
The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.
That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.