castiel-gmtarmfp:

morphineteen:

how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute 

go to England and buy something

2 months ago with 178,389 notes — via leodegrance, © morphineteen


quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

2 months ago with 588,332 notes — via too-stoned-to-remember, © shalrath


teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

2 months ago with 221,415 notes — via wabbitwanderer95, © teen-heat


myurlhasbeencompromised:

Are you shitting me

myurlhasbeencompromised:

Are you shitting me

2 months ago with 72,523 notes — via wabbitwanderer95, © kickass-pics


blueokapi:

Josh Sundquist- 4 Shocking Facts about US Healthcare

2 months ago with 145,386 notes — via wilwheaton, © blueokapi


super-who-locked-in:

you and me both

super-who-locked-in:

you and me both

2 months ago with 243,113 notes — via intothearmsofmorpheus, © something-quite-peculiar


jessepinkmanstears:

[crashes through your door] LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR

2 months ago with 110,763 notes — via david-tennnant, © jessepinkmanstears


antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

2 months ago with 73,736 notes — via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice, © punksansa


sinkintomesail0r:

oppugno-forhaters:

ouch-rightinthefandom:

ccaseycakes:

uhhhhrachel:

onethickchick:

apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

mama-shoulda-named-me-whiskey:

if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

Someday … maybe

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

Oh my heart

Hermoso.

this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck 

3 months ago with 772,314 notes — via lizzypopp, © those-earth-treading-stars
#i love this


dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

3 months ago with 91,708 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © dorkly.com


shevinefeels:

sandandglass:

How long were the writers waiting to use that line?

Long enough to shatter all of our hearts at once.

3 months ago with 154,104 notes — via gossiperforever, © sandandglass


3 months ago with 146,775 notes — via sanziene


thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

3 months ago with 168,276 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © seiphirai
#oh #my #fucking #god #Oh My Fucking God #this is perfect #perfect #justa;dfjga;lkdfgjasfkj #i love this


mothernaturenetwork:

The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.

mothernaturenetwork:

The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.

3 months ago with 89,203 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © mothernaturenetwork


maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

3 months ago with 116,307 notes — via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice, © typhwosion