castiel-gmtarmfp:

morphineteen:

how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute 

go to England and buy something

9 months ago with 184,423 notes — via annacomstock, © morphineteen


quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

9 months ago with 876,989 notes — via too-stoned-to-remember, © shalrath


teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

9 months ago with 343,367 notes — via wabbitwanderer95, © teen-heat


myurlhasbeencompromised:

Are you shitting me

myurlhasbeencompromised:

Are you shitting me

9 months ago with 73,663 notes — via wabbitwanderer95, © meme-face1


blueokapi:

Josh Sundquist- 4 Shocking Facts about US Healthcare

9 months ago with 148,567 notes — via wilwheaton, © blueokapi


super-who-locked-in:

you and me both

super-who-locked-in:

you and me both

9 months ago with 284,927 notes — via intothearmsofmorpheus, © something-quite-peculiar


jessepinkmanstears:

[crashes through your door] LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR

9 months ago with 110,580 notes — via david-tennnant, © jessepinkmanstears


antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

9 months ago with 92,742 notes — via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice, © phoenixsjoaquin


sinkintomesail0r:

oppugno-forhaters:

ouch-rightinthefandom:

ccaseycakes:

uhhhhrachel:

onethickchick:

apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

mama-shoulda-named-me-whiskey:

if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

Someday … maybe

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

Oh my heart

Hermoso.

this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck 

9 months ago with 933,704 notes — via lizzypopp, © total-mermaid
#i love this


dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

9 months ago with 124,634 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © dorkly.com


shevinefeels:

sandandglass:

How long were the writers waiting to use that line?

Long enough to shatter all of our hearts at once.

9 months ago with 155,751 notes — via gossiperforever, © sandandglass


9 months ago with 201,165 notes — via sanziene


thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

9 months ago with 226,378 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © seiphirai
#oh #my #fucking #god #Oh My Fucking God #this is perfect #perfect #justa;dfjga;lkdfgjasfkj #i love this


mothernaturenetwork:

The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.

mothernaturenetwork:

The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.

9 months ago with 126,943 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © mothernaturenetwork


maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

9 months ago with 205,254 notes — via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice, © typhwosion