castiel-gmtarmfp:

morphineteen:

how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute 

go to England and buy something

7 months ago with 180,337 notes — via leodegrance, © morphineteen


quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

7 months ago with 853,377 notes — via too-stoned-to-remember, © shalrath


teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

7 months ago with 317,621 notes — via wabbitwanderer95, © teen-heat


myurlhasbeencompromised:

Are you shitting me

myurlhasbeencompromised:

Are you shitting me

7 months ago with 72,489 notes — via wabbitwanderer95, © kickass-pics


blueokapi:

Josh Sundquist- 4 Shocking Facts about US Healthcare

7 months ago with 146,829 notes — via wilwheaton, © blueokapi


super-who-locked-in:

you and me both

super-who-locked-in:

you and me both

7 months ago with 283,897 notes — via intothearmsofmorpheus, © something-quite-peculiar


jessepinkmanstears:

[crashes through your door] LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR

7 months ago with 110,598 notes — via david-tennnant, © jessepinkmanstears


antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

7 months ago with 92,605 notes — via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice, © phoenixsjoaquin


sinkintomesail0r:

oppugno-forhaters:

ouch-rightinthefandom:

ccaseycakes:

uhhhhrachel:

onethickchick:

apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

mama-shoulda-named-me-whiskey:

if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

Someday … maybe

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

Oh my heart

Hermoso.

this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck 

7 months ago with 907,546 notes — via lizzypopp, © total-mermaid
#i love this


dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

7 months ago with 116,095 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © dorkly.com


shevinefeels:

sandandglass:

How long were the writers waiting to use that line?

Long enough to shatter all of our hearts at once.

7 months ago with 155,150 notes — via gossiperforever, © sandandglass


7 months ago with 182,206 notes — via sanziene


thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

7 months ago with 197,102 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © seiphirai
#oh #my #fucking #god #Oh My Fucking God #this is perfect #perfect #justa;dfjga;lkdfgjasfkj #i love this


mothernaturenetwork:

The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.

mothernaturenetwork:

The Victoria water lily, named for Queen Victoria of the England, is native to the Amazon river basin and can hold up to 70 pounds of weight.

7 months ago with 126,388 notes — via doctorblainewilliams, © mothernaturenetwork


maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

7 months ago with 199,543 notes — via sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice, © typhwosion